1. "I don't agree with 95% of things they tell me in sexual harassment training"
2. "You haven't lived life until you've been touched. People need to be touched often"
3. "Look! You all showed up for quiz day. Jokes on you, there is no quiz."
4. "But I'm gonna let you out 45 minutes early anyways"
5. "If I call you a babe or good looking, is it sexual harassment?"
6. "Optional exam!"
7. Tests should not be allowed on a Thursday night. No one shows up to class already on Friday morning, but when 9/60 show up, we might have an issue.
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