7 differences between high school and college calculus

1. If you tell me it's a C, I forget about it. If it's a cupcake, then I don't forget.
2. Quotient Sandwich? I got that. Quotient rule? What are you talking about?
3. Wait. It only took half of the school year to get through what we got in 2/3 of a semester? Oops.
4. Those food analogies really were helpful!
5. High school notes are much more fun to review. I even cued the ominous music.
6. If I hadn't taken it a second time, I wouldn't know the power or the joy behind calculus. Sometimes, I think the man is going to cry tears of joy when we do something right.
7. It's hard to study when I keep finding huge hairballs on the floor.