1. If my son calls himself the situation, I'll call myself the problem solver. Take care of that situation.
2. Ricky Martin is not the most attractive man in the world
3. Inlaws- you might hate them, you might love them
4. Twilight is not better than Don Quijote. The Bible is not either.
5. The Last Tortilla. Oh, wait, I mean the First Tortilla. The last tortilla is from the hunger games
6. I really like this book. The pictures are great! Reminds me of my homeland
7. I've never had a baby, but I imagine it's like writing a book. You take it out of the box, and you just want to cuddle and smell it all day
8. Feck those English! They really mean something else, but they say feck instead. It means to kick something.
9. There's this girl. She's the queen. The goat is the king. Wait, what?
10. First the Scottish killed all of the pike, thinking, "No one's gonna want to fish for pike" Then they realized they were wrong, killed the trout and salmon, and replaced them with pike
11. All great things in life happen in a pub
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