7 reasons why life is swell

1. I passed my chem exam
2. I'm going to pass chem
3. We're in the single digit countdown to summer
4. It's sunny
5. Tomorrow is Tuesday
6. I don't have classes Friday
7. My big sister graduates this weekend
8. I have the best friends on the planet

15 things separating me from summer

1. Graduation
2. 2 bio classes
3. 2 chem classes
4. 1 spanish class
5. 1 calc class
6. 1 research class
7. 1 chem lab
8. 1 chem exam
9. 1 calc exam
10. 1 take home bio exam
11. 1 hooding
12. 1 graduation
13. A lot of packing
14. 2 shifts of work
15. 1 paper
16. 10 days

100 things I've blogged about.

Note: there really are 100. I accidentally repeated some numbers but am too lazy to fix them right now. Whoops.
1. 4 reasons why I'm starting a blog
2. 7 things that keep me awake at night
3. 6 ways to do calculus
4. 5 foods that are served at every meal
5. 10 things about Tuesday
6. 8 pieces of advice by Ryan
7. 6 things about our Spanish restaurant
8. 8 things I did today
9. 11 things about Bio 106H
10. 7 things about Friday morning Chemistry
11. 8 things about Saturday
12. 7 reasons to love Jello
13. 6 things about Super Bowl Sunday
14. 6 things that made me happy today
15. 9 things I'm ready to do this weekend
16. 6 things about today
17. 14 reasons why it's great to be home
18. 5 things I'm not naming my children
19. 9 things in our fridge
20. 21 things I miss about Mt. Ararat
21. 6 things about my name
22. 6 strange things about this morning
23. 18 things about me
24. 7 things about this Friday
25. 6 good things about today
26. 10 foods that are best shared with someone special
27. 9 things about boats and bottles
28. 20 things that I love
29. 9 things that perplex me
30. 5 words that make me smile and 4 words that make me cringe
31. 12 reasons to smile
32. 6 things about a deserted Saturday
33. 10 things about Disney princesses
34. 9 things that make me nervous
35. 8 things about Dance Moms
26. 8 reasons why I didn't blog yesterday
27. 10 things about a snow day
28. 14 things about the last 14 days before break
29. 30 Dr. Seuss quotes
30. 4 rules in my room
31. 15 things about Eric
32. 16 things I'm excited for during break
33. 22 things to people entering college
34. 11 things to do before break
35. 13 ways to study for unfortunate exams
36. 5 things that Ryan said that made me laugh
37. 26 rules to live by
38. 12 things I want to tell Ryan
39. 10 things I accomplished today
40. 9 great things about today
41. 13 things I'm called that aren't my name
42. 8 types of really good pie for pi day.
43. 10 exciting things about today
44. 9 reasons why I didn't blog yesterday
45. 10 websites I frequently check
46. 13 great things about today
47. 9 things I did today
48. 12 things I love about my dog
49. 14 temperatures on my thermometer before noon
50. 6 things that baffle me often
51. 9 reasons why I'm so tired
52. 13 reasons why I'm sad this break is ending
53. 7 things I'm looking forward to in the last 7 weeks of school
54. 7 things from break
55. 9 ways to tell you're sick
56. 11 reasons why I can't blog right now
57. 8 things about cell division
58. 10 things about today
59. 7 comfy things for a sick day
60. 7 reasons why Ryan is the best doctor
61. 9 good things that happened
62. 8 reasons why you should come see Seussical
63. 10 reasons I can be over this sickness already
64. 6 broken things about today
65. 17 things I accomplished today
66. 5 things
67. 7 things about next year
68. 7 things that are great
69. 6 things about building DNA
70. 5 things from the news tonight
71. 7 things about Experience UNE day
72. 13 little things in life
73. 7 difference between high school and college Calculus
74. 6 reasons why to go to a school in Maine
75. 7 reasons why I loved today
76. 14 reasons as to why today wasn't as good as yesterday
77. 6 reasons why we shouldn't have had Bio on Tuesday
78. 6 reasons why I want to hug my Bio professor today
79. 11 great things
80. 8 things
81. 14 things I am
82. 9 things about a rainy day
83. 11 things about the last 15 days of school
84. 12 things about college versus high school
85. 7 things that perplex me
86. 7 things that teachers should never say
87. 5 things about lifeguarding
100. 100 things I've blogged about.

5 things about lifeguarding

1. No one comes in to swim during the biggest party weekend.
2. "it's gorgeous out! You better be getting paid extra!"
3. "Are you playing solitaire? Fitting. You're alone!"
4. The diving board is only open to people that use them the right way.
5. Nothing wastes time better than spinning in the spinny chair.

7 things that teachers should never say

1. "I don't agree with 95% of things they tell me in sexual harassment training"
2. "You haven't lived life until you've been touched. People need to be touched often"
3. "Look! You all showed up for quiz day. Jokes on you, there is no quiz."
4. "But I'm gonna let you out 45 minutes early anyways"
5. "If I call you a babe or good looking, is it sexual harassment?"
6. "Optional exam!"
7. Tests should not be allowed on a Thursday night. No one shows up to class already on Friday morning, but when 9/60 show up, we might have an issue.

7 things that perplex me

1. Genetically engineered corn
2. "My daughter wrote a tongue twister about you!"
3. Wait. Michaela is over there and I'm over here, so who is unlocking our door at 12:30?
4. "You called at the worst time. Becca is crying. He just died!"
5. "I don't like the Lion King, so I'm doing calculus homework instead"
6. Something, some thing, birth?
7. Agh chem exam

12 things about college versus high school

1. The people are much different
2. Classes are more fun if you take them twice.
3. Calculus the second time around is much easier.
4. Finals week is a mess.
5. Literally. You don't have time to clean
6. Invest in a whiteboard if you are taking chemistry. Or math.
7. The food is good the first day, then it gets old
8. Do laundry and do it often. There shouldn't need to be a reason why.
9. Don't lock yourself out. It's just a pain.
10. Study hard, carefully and long.
11. Keep up. The end of the semester is already hell, don't make it worse.
12. Keep in touch with everyone you know from home. 99% of them you won't ever talk to again.

11 things about the last 15 days of school

1. 2 tests a week for 2 weeks.
2. 1 paper to write
3. 1 presentation
4. A lot of packing
5. 2 weekends at home
6. 2 lifeguarding shifts at school
7. 4 at home
8. 8 class days
9. 18 classes left
10. 2 chem labs.
11. So close.

9 things about a rainy day

1. Decary is leaking
2. So is the stairwell
3. The average was a 60.
4. And you call it a fair test.
5. At least I'm not the one who got a 13.
6. Let's just swim to class.
7. Research techniques in finance? Ick.
8. Only 9 more hours till I can curl up and go back to sleep.
9. That's 9 too many.

14 things I am

1. Smart
2. Strong
3. A leader
4. Optimistic
5. Exaggerater
6. Patient
7. Kind
8. Understanding
9. Open
10. Loving
11. Fidgety
12. Motivated
13. Dedicated
14. Loyal

8 things

1. Limeade. It can kill you.
2. Fertilizer
3. Bowel movements
4. TACO NIGHT.
5. My two favorite R people
6. Cookies! Nom.
7. Snuggles. Again.
8. Woah that limeade was strong.

11 great things.

1. Blogger changed. I'm confused.
2. Snuggles and hugs
3. Hands are like puzzle pieces, they only fit one way, and only with one other piece.
4. That movie last night was so. good. Go see the Hunger Games. Right now. But only if you've read the book. Otherwise, we're fighting.
5. ACS study guide finally!
6. "I have a translator in my head. Then I can go from normal length words to short, Korin length words"
7. "My life is just like Mean Girls!"
8. Have I mentioned I like hugs?
9. That moment where you wake up 9 minutes before you leave for class, know that you don't have much time, and fall back asleep anyways.
10. Then you wake up and are ready before you even have to leave
11. And are still the first one to class.

6 reasons why I want to hug my Bio professor today.

1. "Finals week? You guys don't want to take a test then."
2. "I'm pretty sure you guys also don't want to take this test on May 1st. Let's cancel that too"
3. "Hrm, we still need a test though. Take home anyone?"
4. "I don't like lab. Let's make this our last week"
5. "Oh, now that we're missing a test, how about we make up for the missing points by using our lab grades"
6. "I figured you all did ok in lab, so I just gave you 100s on all of them"

6 reasons why we shouldn't have had Bio on Tuesday

1. It was nice out.
2. We were all sleeping
3. We should've just watched Ice Age
4. "Did anyone pay attention?" "yeah, for the first half. Then I just took a nap."
5. "Let's review the 2nd half"
6. There was a 2nd half?!?

14 reasons why today wasn't as good as yesterday

1. I forgot to wear a jacket.
2. We had class outside
3. It was kinda cold out
4. I was very sleepy all day
5. We didn't get our calc exams yet
6. *insert other reasons here*
7. 3 and a half hours of sitting still is not in my vocabulary
8. Especially after caffeine
9. And when I'm wicked tired
10. Tomorrow's Thursday
11. The next day is Friday
12. Which means two days of lab.
13. Ryan wasn't here
14. I forgot I had to work tonight and Regan was supposed to be here with me.

7 reasons why I loved today

1. Hugs are so great
2. Wait, you think Decary is good?
3. Rubber gloves
4. The fish is really scared of brains.
5. Bio with the windows open... I might as well not go
6. Oh yeah! I have a cold pack!
7. Nothing is better than aloe

6 reasons why to go to school in Maine

1. I got a sunburn in April (at least it wasn't in January
2. It's so nice out
3. I have a beach on my campus
4. There's no better place to study than sprawled outside on a towel
5. I get to see my best friend tomorrow
6. All of the windows are open and it isn't even cold yet

7 differences between high school and college calculus

1. If you tell me it's a C, I forget about it. If it's a cupcake, then I don't forget.
2. Quotient Sandwich? I got that. Quotient rule? What are you talking about?
3. Wait. It only took half of the school year to get through what we got in 2/3 of a semester? Oops.
4. Those food analogies really were helpful!
5. High school notes are much more fun to review. I even cued the ominous music.
6. If I hadn't taken it a second time, I wouldn't know the power or the joy behind calculus. Sometimes, I think the man is going to cry tears of joy when we do something right.
7. It's hard to study when I keep finding huge hairballs on the floor.

13 little things in life

1. Clean sheets
2. Tight hugs
3. Lying in the warm sun
4. Warm PJs on a cold night
5. Blankets
6. Moose
7. Cozy sweatshirts
8. A funny movie
9. A good book
10. A hot shower
11. A stroll on the beach
12. An early morning swim
13. A kiss on the forehead

7 things about Experience UNE day

1. They get new carpets
2. And the good cookies
3. We cut the grass just for them
4. And close the dining halls
5. 1000 extra people in the already seemingly small Campus Center
6. So many tour groups in Siena
7. Wait, you mean they get free food?

5 things from the news tonight

1. A 73 year old grandmother was involved in a huge drug bust.
2. A bus drove into a house. The driver was distracted.
3. DNA makes you happier. Or just high.
4. Mike and Ike are breaking up.
5. Suspicious packages close the T

6 things about building DNA

1. Wait, those two don't fit
2. YES. DNA. Oh, the sequence is wrong. Crap.
3. Why don't they fit??
4. TATATATAGC?
5. We did it wrong and still finished first.
6. Thanks body for building my DNA for me. I'm lazy.
7. You just feel like the puppy looking for nourishment from the mother.

7 things that are great

1. I finished my bio paper that's due in two weeks or more
2. My (2 or 3) best friends are going to come visit in the next week.
3. 4 weeks till summer
4. I'm almost done my paper due in May
5. I may finally get to see the Hunger Games this week
6. After tonight, I'll be done with registration for a few months
7. I'm caught up on Army Wives

7 things about next year

1. Nine and a half hours (some people will know what this means, if you don't, don't worry about it)
2. Organic chemistry
3. Uncertainty
4. Nerves
5. I get a single!
6. And a kitchen!
7. Sometimes, there's nothing more to do than to hold your breath and wait it out

11 things my professors said today

1. If my son calls himself the situation, I'll call myself the problem solver. Take care of that situation.
2. Ricky Martin is not the most attractive man in the world
3. Inlaws- you might hate them, you might love them
4. Twilight is not better than Don Quijote. The Bible is not either.
5. The Last Tortilla. Oh, wait, I mean the First Tortilla. The last tortilla is from the hunger games
6. I really like this book. The pictures are great! Reminds me of my homeland
7. I've never had a baby, but I imagine it's like writing a book. You take it out of the box, and you just want to cuddle and smell it all day
8. Feck those English! They really mean something else, but they say feck instead. It means to kick something.
9. There's this girl. She's the queen. The goat is the king. Wait, what?
10. First the Scottish killed all of the pike, thinking, "No one's gonna want to fish for pike" Then they realized they were wrong, killed the trout and salmon, and replaced them with pike
11. All great things in life happen in a pub

9 things about Easter

1. So much good food
2. Large amounts of iced tea and caffeine
3. Cinnamon bread
4. Jello salad
5. Driving back to school
6. Waking up late
7. Sickness. Still
8. Oranges
9. Brownies

5 things

1. Fertilizing the lawn
2. Painting the house
3. Farting
4. I haven't learned to read yet. I see the words, just can't pronounce them
5. Bowel movements

17 things I accomplished today

1. Woke up before my alarm
2. Aced a chem quiz
3. Folded laundry
4. Lost my keys
5. Found my keys
6. Failed a calc quiz, but that's ok
7. Showered
8. Ate chicken
9. Started a take home bio exam
10. Smashed fruit fly brains
11. Talked about fruit fly eyes
12. Talked to Ryan
13. Made some cute faces
14. Coughed
15. Blew my nose
16. Cleaned my room
17. Sat alone in Siena

6 broken things about today

1. We got our buffer and water mixed up in lab
2. The printer wouldn't print our Bio exams
3. Now this video won't stop about animals killing each other
4. And there's no volume
5. my lungs are broken
6. And my nose won't stop running still

10 reasons I can be over this sickness already

1. It's awkward to have to blow your nose in an almost silent class
2. When you run out of tissues, the world may as well be ending
3. My nose and lips are deathly dry
4. My nose is red and painful to touch
5. My first instinct when I wake up isn't to yawn or stretch, but to cough until I can breathe again
6. 4 boxes of tissues is inhumane
7. 2 boxes of dayquil is also inhumane
8. Stealing your roommates tissues is only acceptable for the first box, when you steal another, it's just weird
9. I can't feel my face
10. It hurts my sinuses to cough or blow my nose.

8 reasons why you should come see Seussical

1. It's a good show
2. They have a cute piano player
3. The theatre is very nice
4. Who doesn't love Dr. Seuss?
5. It's a good break from studying
6. It's on a different night than Dance Moms
7. What better things do you have to do?
8. It's a weekend, so nothing

9 good things that happened

1. I found my ID
2. I'm coughing significantly less
3. I'm in my warm comfy bed
4. Wearing warm comfy pjs
5. and all showered
6. Tomorrow is Tuesday
7. This weekend is Easter
8. Army wives is quality
9. mac and cheese for lunch

7 reasons why Ryan is the best doctor

1. He tells me when to go to sleep
2. And knows when I'm awake
3. And makes sure I eat my fruit and veggies
4. He ensures I drink enough water
5. He reminds me when to take cough medicine
6. He's not afraid to hug me, even if he is holding his breath
7. It's always a good time for naptime