9 ways to tell you're sick

1. You sound like a man
2. You sleep for 10 hours
3. One gallon of water in 2 hours
4. You have to ration your water during your hour and a half long class
5. People ask you questions just to hear your man voice when you answer
6. You call your grandparents and they don't know who you are
7. You skip boot camp
8. Your nose runs constantly
9. You wake up in the middle of the night to cough