6 things about my name

1. There is no A in my name. Call me Karen as many times as you want, but the vowels are an O and an I.
2. Don't look at me funny when I correct you. I know how to spell it, it's only my name.
3. You spell it the way it should be pronounced, yet you don't pronounce it that way. There is also no C and only 1 R and 1 N. And no E.
4. No, I promise again, my name isn't Karen, and yes my parents know how to spell
5. I know it's unique. Every time you say it, you don't need to follow with "Oh, that's a new one!" My name isn't "Korin that'sanewone" But thanks anyways.