1. Snapple knows all
2. Really, I was asked if I knew anything about Jefferson, opened the cap, and the fact was about him
3. And it was the right answer to the question being asked
4. "Did you know that Jefferson brought macaroni to America?"
5. "Without him, we wouldn't have that orange stuff. My wife doesn't let me eat that"
6. "I think my 15 year old is putting vodka in his red bull. No. He's not that smart."
7. "Is it weird I dreamt about you last night?"
8. A baby was in my cake last night. I don't even like cake.
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