1. You aren't supposed to lick people
2. Something about eating bruises
3. Would we still be friends if?
4. "That's the I love my mom song" "Maybe you should start singing about Jesus, he loves you. Me? Maybe not"
5. I'm hungry
6. I just threw up a little. Now I'm more hungry
7. Feed me
8. So orange. And furry.
9. Underwear gets washed erry day. No questions asked.
10. Moose just gets really excited
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
9 things about February 14th
1. I can think up a million cute ideas, but the one person I want to share them with is 541.31 miles away
2. That goes for looking cute too. Cute outfit wasted
3. Being constantly reminded that your best friend(s) aren't there with you
4. Being constantly reminded that distance is hard and rarely works
5. Disagreeing with above person about silly things
6. Being insecure
7. Having someone that loves you unconditionally no matter the 541.31 miles or all of the above
8. Finding chocolate
9. Feeling lonely
2. That goes for looking cute too. Cute outfit wasted
3. Being constantly reminded that your best friend(s) aren't there with you
4. Being constantly reminded that distance is hard and rarely works
5. Disagreeing with above person about silly things
6. Being insecure
7. Having someone that loves you unconditionally no matter the 541.31 miles or all of the above
8. Finding chocolate
9. Feeling lonely
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
8 strange things
1. Snapple knows all
2. Really, I was asked if I knew anything about Jefferson, opened the cap, and the fact was about him
3. And it was the right answer to the question being asked
4. "Did you know that Jefferson brought macaroni to America?"
5. "Without him, we wouldn't have that orange stuff. My wife doesn't let me eat that"
6. "I think my 15 year old is putting vodka in his red bull. No. He's not that smart."
7. "Is it weird I dreamt about you last night?"
8. A baby was in my cake last night. I don't even like cake.
2. Really, I was asked if I knew anything about Jefferson, opened the cap, and the fact was about him
3. And it was the right answer to the question being asked
4. "Did you know that Jefferson brought macaroni to America?"
5. "Without him, we wouldn't have that orange stuff. My wife doesn't let me eat that"
6. "I think my 15 year old is putting vodka in his red bull. No. He's not that smart."
7. "Is it weird I dreamt about you last night?"
8. A baby was in my cake last night. I don't even like cake.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
12 things I do on my easy days
1. Sleep a lot
2. Gym
3. Sit around
4. Do nonexistent homework
5. Study for tests next week
6. Write papers
7. Eat.
8. Eat.
9. Eat
10. creep on people out the window
11. nap
12. eat.
2. Gym
3. Sit around
4. Do nonexistent homework
5. Study for tests next week
6. Write papers
7. Eat.
8. Eat.
9. Eat
10. creep on people out the window
11. nap
12. eat.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
11 reasons I've been less than productive
1. Facebook
2. Twitter
3. Food
4. Games
5. People
6. Lack of things to do
7. Who wants to do Ochem? Not I.
8. Poop jokes
9. Laundry
10. Gym
11. Nemo
2. Twitter
3. Food
4. Games
5. People
6. Lack of things to do
7. Who wants to do Ochem? Not I.
8. Poop jokes
9. Laundry
10. Gym
11. Nemo
Saturday, February 9, 2013
8 reasons why I have the 2 best friends anyone could have
1. They're the only ones who read this
2. They make life entertaining
3. They might be soulless and gingerish, but they are also silly leprechauns
4. And very practical
5. And they know who they are
6. They let me win at Monopoly
7. And don't judge me
8. They are fun and perfect in every way
2. They make life entertaining
3. They might be soulless and gingerish, but they are also silly leprechauns
4. And very practical
5. And they know who they are
6. They let me win at Monopoly
7. And don't judge me
8. They are fun and perfect in every way
Friday, February 8, 2013
10 things I wish
1. That I went to the gym everyday
2. That I could be in shape
3. That I could say I've made a change in someone's life
4. That I was a better student
5. That I was a better friend
6. That I was more supportive
7. That I could be someone both I and other people were proud of
8. That I could do things right
9. That I didn't question everything
10. That I could believe in myself and the person I am
2. That I could be in shape
3. That I could say I've made a change in someone's life
4. That I was a better student
5. That I was a better friend
6. That I was more supportive
7. That I could be someone both I and other people were proud of
8. That I could do things right
9. That I didn't question everything
10. That I could believe in myself and the person I am
Saturday, February 2, 2013
10 reasons why I didn't blog yesterday
1. I went to bed real early
2. I had a skype date
3. It was Friday night, I had to work
4. I got panera
5. I was doing a lab report
6. I didn't sleep the night before
7. I had to work at 8 am
8. I didn't make lesson plans either
9. Nor did I go to the gym
10. Essentially I'm lazy
2. I had a skype date
3. It was Friday night, I had to work
4. I got panera
5. I was doing a lab report
6. I didn't sleep the night before
7. I had to work at 8 am
8. I didn't make lesson plans either
9. Nor did I go to the gym
10. Essentially I'm lazy
Thursday, January 31, 2013
6 reasons why physics is frusterating
1. You tell me my work is wrong. even when you did the work for me
2. I can't complete homework because we're missing important information
3. My quizzes are all due on Sunday nights and are unavailable until Friday. I don't do that much homework on Saturday!
4. You make fun of me for doing things wrong. When in fact, I know they are right.
5. You remind me that physics is full of weird symbols, some of which look like teepees
6. When homework is due, we never go over it, for all I know, I did it all wrong.
2. I can't complete homework because we're missing important information
3. My quizzes are all due on Sunday nights and are unavailable until Friday. I don't do that much homework on Saturday!
4. You make fun of me for doing things wrong. When in fact, I know they are right.
5. You remind me that physics is full of weird symbols, some of which look like teepees
6. When homework is due, we never go over it, for all I know, I did it all wrong.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
9 reasons I'm going to bed at 9:15 pm
1. I had 3 classes today
2. 2 of which were Organic Chemistry
3. The third of which the professor read out loud to us in a monotone
4. I miss people being in my life
5. My suite is quiet for the first time ever
6. My homework is done until Monday
7. I had an 8 AM this morning
8. I ran out of episodes of Good Luck Charlie
9. I said things that I didn't mean to and I'm sorry. (You know who you are...)
2. 2 of which were Organic Chemistry
3. The third of which the professor read out loud to us in a monotone
4. I miss people being in my life
5. My suite is quiet for the first time ever
6. My homework is done until Monday
7. I had an 8 AM this morning
8. I ran out of episodes of Good Luck Charlie
9. I said things that I didn't mean to and I'm sorry. (You know who you are...)
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
9 things I accomplished today
1. Got my two textbooks (finally)
2. Slept in
3. Went to both of my classes
4. Didn't fall asleep during physics
5. Finished my homework
6. Relaxed
7. Worked on planning
8. Brushed my hair
9. Finished my last Snapple
2. Slept in
3. Went to both of my classes
4. Didn't fall asleep during physics
5. Finished my homework
6. Relaxed
7. Worked on planning
8. Brushed my hair
9. Finished my last Snapple
Monday, January 28, 2013
6 reasons I can't wait to be done with Organic Chemistry
1. I can sleep past 7:30
2. I can be done with molecules forever
3. Fewer 8 AMs
4. I can be done with 3.5 hour labs which make for really long days
5. No more drawing hexagons and other complicated polygons
6. No more finishing impossible quizzes past midnight by finally guessing the answer
2. I can be done with molecules forever
3. Fewer 8 AMs
4. I can be done with 3.5 hour labs which make for really long days
5. No more drawing hexagons and other complicated polygons
6. No more finishing impossible quizzes past midnight by finally guessing the answer
7 things I should do this semester
1. Puzzles.
2. Spending less time complaining
3. Seeing more of the country (cough Gettysburg and Florence SC?)
4. Meeting new people
5. Going to the gym
6. Staying ahead on homework
7. Getting more sleep
2. Spending less time complaining
3. Seeing more of the country (cough Gettysburg and Florence SC?)
4. Meeting new people
5. Going to the gym
6. Staying ahead on homework
7. Getting more sleep
Saturday, January 26, 2013
10 ways to make a lonely week better
1. Footy pajamas
2. Microwavable ducks
3. Chick flicks
4. Soft blankets
5. Skype dates
6. Hersheys kisses
7. Smoothies
8. Valentines
9. Peanut butter
10. Snapple
11. Love
2. Microwavable ducks
3. Chick flicks
4. Soft blankets
5. Skype dates
6. Hersheys kisses
7. Smoothies
8. Valentines
9. Peanut butter
10. Snapple
11. Love
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