1. Think before you speak. Bad things happen otherwise
2. Don't be too busy. You don't get to see cool people
3. Apparently tits and ass are the secret to success
4. If you say you're gonna do something everyday, it won't happen.
5. Eat food. A lot of it
6. Get a tan while you can. It might rain for a straight month
7. Everyone goes on vacation the same way. Be ready to dog sit.
8. You might become the family slave. Oh well.
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