8 things to know about summer

1. Think before you speak. Bad things happen otherwise
2. Don't be too busy. You don't get to see cool people
3. Apparently tits and ass are the secret to success
4. If you say you're gonna do something everyday, it won't happen.
5. Eat food. A lot of it
6. Get a tan while you can. It might rain for a straight month
7. Everyone goes on vacation the same way. Be ready to dog sit.
8. You might become the family slave. Oh well.

12 things I've been doing instead of blogging lately

1. Ushering. All day erryday
2. Lifeguarding. Apparently, it's all about "perception"
3. Dog sitting? Yeah. Dog and cat sitting.
4. Cleaning everything
5. Getting groceries
6. Cooking dinner
7. Hanging out with the people I haven't seen since y'know... December?
8. Catching up on much needed sleep.
9. Getting tan. Oh wait, it's rained 27 out of the last 32 days. yet some dude complimented my tan yesterday.
10. Wishing I was in the water
11. Not feeding or taking care of my fish
12. Going to bed early, sleeping in.