1. What do men wear when it rains? They can't rainboots off the boat! Wouldn't their feet get wet? The cleaning lady says we should get an umbrella, but what about the puddles?
2. Sometimes I wake up and think its morning, my roommate is just going to bed, we argue about it for a second, then I go back to sleep
3. "Why did I sign up for an 8 am spanish class?" "Why am I not a clown?"
4. "I just don't feel like doing spanish." "Do you ever feel like doing spanish?"
5. "Oh yeah, I'm not a clown because I'm not very coordinated"
6. "They're gonna yell at me in 5 minutes" "yeah, I got 2" "1, 2, 3 GET DRESSED"
7. "I'm gonna watch some TV then go to bed. Except not. I'm just gonna tell myself I am so that I don't have to do work"
8. Wait, what room are we again?
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