1. You aren't supposed to lick people
2. Something about eating bruises
3. Would we still be friends if?
4. "That's the I love my mom song" "Maybe you should start singing about Jesus, he loves you. Me? Maybe not"
5. I'm hungry
6. I just threw up a little. Now I'm more hungry
7. Feed me
8. So orange. And furry.
9. Underwear gets washed erry day. No questions asked.
10. Moose just gets really excited
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Thursday, February 14, 2013
9 things about February 14th
1. I can think up a million cute ideas, but the one person I want to share them with is 541.31 miles away
2. That goes for looking cute too. Cute outfit wasted
3. Being constantly reminded that your best friend(s) aren't there with you
4. Being constantly reminded that distance is hard and rarely works
5. Disagreeing with above person about silly things
6. Being insecure
7. Having someone that loves you unconditionally no matter the 541.31 miles or all of the above
8. Finding chocolate
9. Feeling lonely
2. That goes for looking cute too. Cute outfit wasted
3. Being constantly reminded that your best friend(s) aren't there with you
4. Being constantly reminded that distance is hard and rarely works
5. Disagreeing with above person about silly things
6. Being insecure
7. Having someone that loves you unconditionally no matter the 541.31 miles or all of the above
8. Finding chocolate
9. Feeling lonely
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
8 strange things
1. Snapple knows all
2. Really, I was asked if I knew anything about Jefferson, opened the cap, and the fact was about him
3. And it was the right answer to the question being asked
4. "Did you know that Jefferson brought macaroni to America?"
5. "Without him, we wouldn't have that orange stuff. My wife doesn't let me eat that"
6. "I think my 15 year old is putting vodka in his red bull. No. He's not that smart."
7. "Is it weird I dreamt about you last night?"
8. A baby was in my cake last night. I don't even like cake.
2. Really, I was asked if I knew anything about Jefferson, opened the cap, and the fact was about him
3. And it was the right answer to the question being asked
4. "Did you know that Jefferson brought macaroni to America?"
5. "Without him, we wouldn't have that orange stuff. My wife doesn't let me eat that"
6. "I think my 15 year old is putting vodka in his red bull. No. He's not that smart."
7. "Is it weird I dreamt about you last night?"
8. A baby was in my cake last night. I don't even like cake.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
12 things I do on my easy days
1. Sleep a lot
2. Gym
3. Sit around
4. Do nonexistent homework
5. Study for tests next week
6. Write papers
7. Eat.
8. Eat.
9. Eat
10. creep on people out the window
11. nap
12. eat.
2. Gym
3. Sit around
4. Do nonexistent homework
5. Study for tests next week
6. Write papers
7. Eat.
8. Eat.
9. Eat
10. creep on people out the window
11. nap
12. eat.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
11 reasons I've been less than productive
1. Facebook
2. Twitter
3. Food
4. Games
5. People
6. Lack of things to do
7. Who wants to do Ochem? Not I.
8. Poop jokes
9. Laundry
10. Gym
11. Nemo
2. Twitter
3. Food
4. Games
5. People
6. Lack of things to do
7. Who wants to do Ochem? Not I.
8. Poop jokes
9. Laundry
10. Gym
11. Nemo
Saturday, February 9, 2013
8 reasons why I have the 2 best friends anyone could have
1. They're the only ones who read this
2. They make life entertaining
3. They might be soulless and gingerish, but they are also silly leprechauns
4. And very practical
5. And they know who they are
6. They let me win at Monopoly
7. And don't judge me
8. They are fun and perfect in every way
2. They make life entertaining
3. They might be soulless and gingerish, but they are also silly leprechauns
4. And very practical
5. And they know who they are
6. They let me win at Monopoly
7. And don't judge me
8. They are fun and perfect in every way
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